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Coach Brain-o to implement practices
YUCCA FLATS (AP) — The Amazing Brain-o, head coach of the Yucca Flats Atomic Monsters, suddenly realized he wasn't making the team practice the week before each game. The epiphany occurred Monday night as Brain-o had a few of his players over at his house to watch Monday Night Football and eat pizza, observers said. “We were watching the Baltimore Ravens run a zone blitz,” said defensive tackle Tor Johnson, “and we were like, ‘Man, I wish we could do that!'” The coach then began drawing up plays on a Magni-Doodle. Defensive end Richard Kiel chimed in, “What we should do is get everybody together on a field somewhere and try this stuff out.” It was then coach Brain-o slapped himself on his fully-exposed brain and cried out, “Oh my gosh! We're supposed to have practices!” When asked later, many players responded that they had indeed known about the practices. “Yeah, we knew were supposed to be practicing all along,” said safety John Agar, “but it was great having every week off.” Brain-o told reporters Tuesday that the Atomic Monsters would hold its first practice just as soon as he finished watching Teen Wolf Too which he rented through NetFlix. “It's just that I've had it over a week now,” explained the coach. |
