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The Giant Claw
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The Giant Claw
We've taken our Thanksgiving tradition a step further to a Clark Griswold level with our own home-made, Giant Claw Thanksgiving decoration. There's nothing you can't do with a little tape, scissors, a picture of Mara Corday and Jeff Morrow. It's a Giant Claw Griswold Thanksgiving!

The Crawling Eye
A ginger bread house in the spirit of the Christmas in Trollenberg! A marshmallow eyeball sends optic nerves of shoe string licorice down to put a stranglehold on the locals!

My wife surprised me on my 40th birthday with this wrecked spaceship cake! The day before I saw her making the house and she said it was going to be a Peter Pan cake for a school fundraiser — the little minx.

A dismantled alien from the cake above. My wife sculpted these Invasion of the Saucer Men from "foundant", an edible putty.

Lee battles a splitting headache while entertaining crowds at Paramount's Kings Dominion FearFest, Doswell, VA.

I went trick or treating as the terrifying Braino, complete with rubber brain, white face paint and green claws. The claws don't match the white brain at all but I'm supposed to be a B movie monster so it doesn't matter. Anyway, my wife and I took the horrifying Atomic Pumpkin Monster (seen here in orange terrycloth) to it's Gramma's house. Walking up to her house in the dark, my mother-in-law mistook my brain for curly white hair saying, "Who's this old woman with the white hair?" "I'M NOT AN OLD WOMAN! I'M A BIG, DANGEROUS BRAIN GUY!" I squealed. I'm definitely going to have to add a lazer gun next year.

A halloween card marking a baby's first Halloween in 2004.

Happy Halloween from the Metaluna pumpkin.

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