Z.E.O. A Zombie's Guide to Getting A(Head) in Business
Scott Kenemore
272 pages
Flexibound 5 x 7
Color Illustrations : 40
Published: August 2009

Are you tired of those pesky humans and their recession keeping you down? Fed up with all of those tiresome motivational books from “living” athletes, musicians, retired generals, and fortune 500 CEOs that just don’t get you?

If so, then try the zombie way! With Z.E.O.: A Zombie’s Guide to Getting A(Head) in Business, you can rise from the grave today and become the brains of your company in just twelve short months!

Whether it’s overcoming a missing limb or breaking through that stubborn barricade, Z.E.O. is perfect for fans of the zombie genre and for those just looking for an alternative to those tedious, ineffective business guides. This hilarious guide for the zombie-obsessed everywhere has more blood, guts, and messy gore than you can handle, including:

1. How to demand a zero-hour workweek
2. How to “lurch” forward in today’s desperate economy
3. Inspirational zombie-themed posters
4. How to take initiative like a zombie
5. How to use your brains and eat theirs
6. How to dead-icate yourself to business excellence
7. Zombie tips at the end of each chapter

Satisfy your need for human flesh in the business world today! You can walk alongside the undead for hours, corner all the humans you want, or moan to your heart’s content. No longer will those troublesome humans get in your way. Z.E.O. will help you get your bloody, decomposing fingers on all the brains you could ever want!

About the Author
Scott Kenemore is a graduate of eldritch and gibbous institutions of higher learning like Kenyon College and Columbia University. He is the author of Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead and plays drums in the ghoulish rock band, the Blissters.